Thursday, February 14, 2008
Top Ten Reasons Lila is Half-Australian
10. She has "no worries"
9. She is laconic like everyone else from Australia
8. She's not interested in the race to the white house
7. She sleeps in a pouch
6. Whenever an american comes into the room and talks, she rolls her eyes
5. She prefers nappy over diaper
4. She loves to sunbathe
3. She drives her crib on the wrong side of the hallway
2. She's always taking the piss out of the other babies in the nursery
And the number one reason Lila is half Australian...
Her father was heard saying to the other dads,"That's not a poo. This is a poo."*
*For Americans who don't understand the number one reason...the line pays homage to Crocodile Dundee's famous saying, "That's not a knife. This is a knife."
Just for the record---it was Mum (Lila's) who came up with the number one reason.
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3 comments:
ok that was hilarious...but what is an Australian poo?? please email me and let me know:) I am happy you all are home and healthy...Lila is so beautiful...i can't wait to meet her. love to you all, Sarah M
I am American and have no worries other than, "what is an Australian poo?". Email Sarah and she'll let me know. Welcome home Lila.
Gretchen
And of course, how do you know she's poo'ed? Why the 'thunder from down under' of course!:-)
Eden's a nappy girl too.
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